Henry Danger (TV Series)
Mouth Candy (2016)
Sean Ryan Fox: Jasper Dunlop
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Quotes
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Mr. Sugarman : You seem sadder than a little girl on Christmas morning.
Jasper Dunlop : Wouldn't a little girl on Christmas morning be happy?
Mr. Sugarman : Well... imagine she's weird and has no friends.
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Officer Becker : [recognizing Jasper] Wait a minute. I've seen this kid before.
Officer Martin : Oh, yeah. Didn't he get arrested last year at Swellview Park?
Officer Becker : Right - for using the ladies' bathroom. That's messed up, man.
Jasper Dunlop : No, that was only 'cause my friend's little sister...
Officer Martin : Hey, and didn't you also get arrested last Christmas, in City Hall, for wearin' more than one hat simultaneously?
Jasper Dunlop : Well...
Mr. Sugarman : [indicating the candy boot] And today he tried to steal this!
Mitch Bilsky : That's right. He did.
Jasper Dunlop : No, I-I-I-I didn't. I was just holding it.
Officer Becker : Well, you know what they say.
Officer Martin : He who holds it, stoleds it.
Jasper Dunlop : Okay, somewbody get me a dictionary and show me the word "stoleds!"
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Captain Man : [fed up with Jasper's non-emergency emergency calls] Okay, for the next two months, I don't wanna hear about any more "crimes" from you. We clear?
Jasper Dunlop : What if I see a burglary in progress?
Captain Man : You shut up.
Jasper Dunlop : What if I witness road rage?
Captain Man : You shut up.
Jasper Dunlop : What if I hear a ticking bomb?
Captain Man : Just chill. Oh, and shut... up.