Henry Danger (TV Series)
Hour of Power (2016)
Sean Ryan Fox: Jasper Dunlop
Quotes
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Kid Danger : Peek-a-boo.
[punch]
Jasper Dunlop : Whoa, Kid Danger, you just knocked down Drex!
Kid Danger : Uh-huh.
[Drex growls]
Jasper Dunlop : Oh, he's getting back up now.
Kid Danger : Yeah, you might wanna run.
Jasper Dunlop : On it!
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Drex : You think you're funny?
Jasper Dunlop : No! When I rtell jokes, nobody laughs except for my grandma, and she doesn't even know who she is anymore!
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Captain Man : [finally out of the box] I never thought I'd be so happy to see you people.
Charlotte Page , Henry Hart , Jasper Dunlop , Schwoz : Aw...
Charlotte Page : That's so sweet. Wait, hold on...
Schwoz : Wait, why wouldn't...
Henry Hart : Hey, wait. That's a mean thing to say.
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Charlotte Page : [about Drex] He's totally fine.
Jasper Dunlop : He just can't move.
Henry Hart : Or talk, or think, or kick or punch or pee... I hope.
Captain Man : Well how did you, uh...
Schwoz : [showing his latest ray gun] I used dhis. You blast a person with a beam from dhis and it's like pressing pause on his brain.
Charlotte Page : Yeah, but he's totally fine. He just can't... do anything.
Schwoz : Oh, like the Kardashians.
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Jasper Dunlop : You answered HER question.
Captain Man : What?
Jasper Dunlop : You said you don't have time for questions, but I guess that only applies to MY questions.
Captain Man : Hey... thanks for understanding.
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Jasper Dunlop : You want some soup?
Charlotte Page : You don't share soup.
Jasper Dunlop : I share soup with my mom.
Charlotte Page : Do I look like your mom?
Jasper Dunlop : I wish
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Drex : I think you've been lying to me.
Jasper Dunlop : NoI I-I wouldn't lie! I-I love the truth! I consider the truth my girlfriend and we are exclusive.
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Henry Hart , Captain Man , Charlotte Page , Jasper Dunlop , Schwoz : [to the tune of Camptown Races] Spank your butt all night! Spank your butt all day! Spank your butt till it's red and sore. Wow, I hate your face!
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[after Kid Danger defeats Drex]
Jasper Dunlop : One more time!