- Captain Man: [detailing Drex' dark side] Evil, mean, tardy, chewed with his mouth open, never flushed, and he was violent, cruel and dangerous.
- Kid Danger: Peek-a-boo.
- [punch]
- Jasper Dunlop: Whoa, Kid Danger, you just knocked down Drex!
- Kid Danger: Uh-huh.
- [Drex growls]
- Jasper Dunlop: Oh, he's getting back up now.
- Kid Danger: Yeah, you might wanna run.
- Jasper Dunlop: On it!
- Drex: You think you're funny?
- Jasper Dunlop: No! When I rtell jokes, nobody laughs except for my grandma, and she doesn't even know who she is anymore!
- Captain Man: [finally out of the box] I never thought I'd be so happy to see you people.
- Charlotte Page, Henry Hart, Jasper Dunlop, Schwoz: Aw...
- Charlotte Page: That's so sweet. Wait, hold on...
- Schwoz: Wait, why wouldn't...
- Henry Hart: Hey, wait. That's a mean thing to say.
- Charlotte Page: [about Drex] He's totally fine.
- Jasper Dunlop: He just can't move.
- Henry Hart: Or talk, or think, or kick or punch or pee... I hope.
- Captain Man: Well how did you, uh...
- Schwoz: [showing his latest ray gun] I used dhis. You blast a person with a beam from dhis and it's like pressing pause on his brain.
- Charlotte Page: Yeah, but he's totally fine. He just can't... do anything.
- Schwoz: Oh, like the Kardashians.
- Captain Man: Drex had it all. Bravery, extreme fighting skills, hot mom...
- Henry Hart: Ray!
- Captain Man: Well... not as hot as yours.
- Henry Hart: RAY!
- [as Henry faces Drex, police arrive]
- Henry Hart: Hey, Drex. Looks like you're goin' back to jail.
- [Drex turns to face the cops]
- Officer Corbit: Oh, man, it's Drex!
- [policemen run away]
- Barney Villaraigosa: Ah, kids sure do say the stupidest things.
- Drex: Kid, I'm gonna punch and kick you ten thousand times!
- Kid Danger: Cool. I'll help you keep count. Ready, set, go.
- Jasper Dunlop: You answered HER question.
- Captain Man: What?
- Jasper Dunlop: You said you don't have time for questions, but I guess that only applies to MY questions.
- Captain Man: Hey... thanks for understanding.
- Jasper Dunlop: You want some soup?
- Charlotte Page: You don't share soup.
- Jasper Dunlop: I share soup with my mom.
- Charlotte Page: Do I look like your mom?
- Jasper Dunlop: I wish
- Drex: I think you've been lying to me.
- Jasper Dunlop: NoI I-I wouldn't lie! I-I love the truth! I consider the truth my girlfriend and we are exclusive.
- Henry Hart: I... I can't believe this. I-I can not believe this.
- Captain Man: Oh, you... say that every week.
- Henry Hart, Captain Man, Charlotte Page, Jasper Dunlop, Schwoz: [to the tune of Camptown Races] Spank your butt all night! Spank your butt all day! Spank your butt till it's red and sore. Wow, I hate your face!