Henry Danger (TV Series)

Gas or Fail (2017)

Jill Benjamin: Ms. Shapen

Quotes 

• Ms. Shapen : Now, you all know why this test is so important, right?

  The Class : Not at all.

  Ms. Shapen : Ugh! Henry, Jasper, stand up and explain it to the class while I rub this pimple cream on my back.

  Henry Hart : Uh...

  Henry Hart : [clear throat]  Every Christmas the principal give all the teacher bonuses.

  Jasper Dunlop : And... the higher we all score on this test, the more money Miss Shapen gets.

  Ms. Shapen : Or as I like to say it: The better your grades, the more I gets paids.

  Henry Hart : Yeah, we're gonna sit down now.

• Jasper Dunlop : But... cheating i-is wrong.

  [the class agrees] 

  Ms. Shapen : NOT WHEN AN UNDERPAID ADULT TELLS YOU TO DO IT!

• Captain Man : Do you consent to this kiss?

  Ms. Shapen : Sure! You want it in writing?

• [Miss Shapen resembles a goldfish] 

  Henry Hart : Uh, what are you doing with your mouth?

  Ms. Shapen : Winking. I have weak eyelid muscles, so I'm a mouth winker.

• [last lines] 

  Ms. Shapen : My first real relationship.

• Ms. Shapen : Hurry up. I gotta get home and powder my cat.