- Ray Manchester: [taunting] Missed me, missed me, now ya gotta ki... .
- [think better about what he's saying]
- Henry Hart: [not letting him off the hook] Now I gotta what?
- Ray Manchester: Nothin'. Forget it.
- Henry Hart: No, no, no. Now I gotta what?
- Ray Manchester: [irritably] No, I changed my mind, okay? You don't gotta do anything!
- Ms. Shapen: Now, you all know why this test is so important, right?
- The Class: Not at all.
- Ms. Shapen: Ugh! Henry, Jasper, stand up and explain it to the class while I rub this pimple cream on my back.
- Henry Hart: Uh...
- Henry Hart: [clear throat] Every Christmas the principal give all the teacher bonuses.
- Jasper Dunlop: And... the higher we all score on this test, the more money Miss Shapen gets.
- Ms. Shapen: Or as I like to say it: The better your grades, the more I gets paids.
- Henry Hart: Yeah, we're gonna sit down now.
- Jasper Dunlop: But... cheating i-is wrong.
- [the class agrees]
- Ms. Shapen: NOT WHEN AN UNDERPAID ADULT TELLS YOU TO DO IT!
- [Miss Shapen resembles a goldfish]
- Henry Hart: Uh, what are you doing with your mouth?
- Ms. Shapen: Winking. I have weak eyelid muscles, so I'm a mouth winker.
- Captain Man: [singing] Captain Maaaan, ladies beware. He' so attractive you'll want to kiss... hi-is faaace... right on the mouth.
- Ray Manchester: It's time for my bi-yearly quantitative physiological densitization test.
- Henry Hart: I understood the word "test."