- Himself - Presenter: There's poo coming out now. It's spinning it's fucking wheels in sixth. This is frightening, that's what it is. More poo. I didn't think it was possible to shit yourself to death.
- Himself - Presenter: James May, the world's slowest-moving human being, has been caught speeding. Actually charged by the police... How fast was it?
- Himself - Presenter: 37 miles an hour.
- Himself - Presenter: How did you even breathe at that speed?