Hap and Leonard (TV Series)

Pie a la Mojo (2017)

Michael Kenneth Williams: Leonard Pine

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Quotes 

• Hap Collins : [nursing Florida his jaw where punched him]  I hurt. Hurt real bad. You got a steak I can put on this?

  Leonard Pine : [scoffs]  Think I'd waste a steak on that face?

• [last lines] 

  Meemaw : [about Ivan]  His mama was a no good apple. His daddy was a bad man. He had the seeds of evil in him. I could see that

  [inhales shakily] 

  Meemaw : from the very first time he moved in with me. I thought if I just loved him hard enough...

  Meemaw : When them chil'ren burned up in that church, all that long time ago, the devil, he come home with me that day. He wasn't done with Jezebel.

  Leonard Pine : The devil got nothin' to do with this, MeMaw!

  Meemaw : Oh, he made damn sure he get to me.

  Leonard Pine : Ain't you tell me people gonna be who they is? That's what you told me about Uncle Chester. People gon' be who they are, and you can't change 'em. Not even love can change 'em.

  Meemaw : Love do change people, Leonard. Just as love changed you, and Florida's love changed you. But that boy,

  [crying softly] 

  Meemaw : MeMaw's love just fall off of that boy.

• Leonard Pine : I'm not eating lunch with this crazy bitch; we don't need her nonsense, Hap.

  Hap Collins : She could be a blessing in disguise.

  Leonard Pine : She stole your car; did you forget that?

  Hap Collins : I didn't.

  Leonard Pine : Yeah, she sold it to a chop shop.

  Hap Collins : She needed the money!

  Leonard Pine : For a boob job!

  Hap Collins : Well I was never gonna see that car naked, now was I?

• Leonard Pine : I tell ya, have you seen anybody around here that don't look like a damn serial killer?

  Hap Collins : Besides that horse?

• Judy Punch : Hey, Leonard. How's it hanging?

  Leonard Pine : To the left.

  Judy Punch : You boys still going steady?

  Leonard Pine : You ain't get the wedding invitation?

• Judy Punch : Still mad at me after all these years, aren't you?

  Leonard Pine : You stole my turntable!

  Judy Punch : You weren't using it!

  Leonard Pine : It needed a cartridge!

  Judy Punch : Which I bought!

  Leonard Pine : After you stole it!