- Henry Hart: Hey, you sick, too?
- Charlotte Page: Nooo, I'm just collecting a giant pile of dirty tissues.
- [Schwoz distributes the cure]
- Ray Manchester: How you feelin'?
- Mrs. Hart: I... I think I'm okay.
- Mr. Hart: Yeah. I'm okay, too.
- Ray Manchester: Didn't ask you.
- Schwoz: Okay, vell... I think I did a bad thing.
- Charlotte Page: What did you do?
- Schwoz: Vell, you know how I've always wanted to be famose by curing some tarrible disease?
- Charlotte Page, Henry Hart, Jasper Dunlop, Ray Manchester: Yeah. Uh-huh.
- Schwoz: So, I figured the fastest way to come up with a cure was to create my own tarrible disease.
- Mrs. Hart: [grounding the family, Mrs. Hart finally gets to Henry] And YOU are too sick to go to work.
- Henry Hart: Come on! My boss is expecting me to do a hard day's work, and you're saying I should just... just sit at home and... and chill and relax?
- Mrs. Hart: Yeah.
- Henry Hart: Okay.
- Schwoz: [calculating] Vell... with one gallon of your blood I can make enough cure for... two peoples.
- Jasper Dunlop: But we need to cure six peoples.
- Schwoz: Yeah, I'm gonna need a lot more of your blood.
- Jasper Dunlop: But... you already took a whole gallon! I-I don't think my body has much more blood to give!
- Schwoz: Hey, who's the doctor here?
- Jasper Dunlop: No one!
- Schwoz: True.