Tour de Pharmacy (2017 TV Movie)
Maya Rudolph: Lucy Flerng
Quotes
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[Jabin Dolchey gets his clothes torn off]
Lucy Flerng : He was an odd bird, and he seemed proud of what everyone could see was a very tiny, misshaped penis.
Lance Armstrong : It was like a pistachio nut in a dirty bird's nest.
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Lucy Flerng : Throughout his life, Slim excelled at many different sports; but, obviously struggled to stand out like his uncle; because, he wasn't the only black athlete - until he found cycling - which was very white.
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Lucy Flerng : Marty and Adrian became the first publicly out gay athletes - while, simultaneously being in a heterosexual relationship.
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Lucy Flerng : Cyclists are hunks.
Joe Buck : I still really don't love watching cycling.
Lucy Flerng : With the upper body of an alien and the downstairs of a horse.