- Ending song: Back in the '90s, I was in a very famous TV show. / I'm Mr. Peanutbutter
- [Oh, yeah!]
- Ending song: / Now tell how can I get no vote? / Yeah, I'm for the future, yeah / Everyone will get a free TV
- [All right!]
- Ending song: / I'll put my face on billboards / The entire world will see / Yeah, I promise peace and love / Across the broken land / Yeah, I'm your governor / Mr. Peanutbutter man / I'm tasty and good-lookin' / 'Cause that's just who I am
- [Go vote!]
- Mr. Peanutbutter: Well, I say California's tired of rolling over! What do YOU say?
- [Crowd shouts "Yeah!"]
- Mr. Peanutbutter: I say it's time for me to stand up and speak!
- Diane Nguyen: Diane-Diane-what now?