Claire's husband Martin turns up at the café asking Fleabag's help in choosing his wife's birthday present for her party that evening but they cannot decide on the ideal article. Whilst shopping she gets a text from the bus rodent and takes him to the party, passing him off as her boyfriend. However, on seeing that Martin has given Claire the stolen statue for her present she makes a quick exit with the bus rodent, whom she sends away after unsatisfactory sex and his mistaking her pet guinea pig for a rat.
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