Santa Clarita Diet (TV Series)

Attention to Detail (2017)

Timothy Olyphant: Joel Hammond

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• Eva : You know, my man is always making me do all this dangerous stuff by myself.

  Joel Hammond : Really?

  Eva : Yeah. Why is he doing that to me, Joel?

  Joel Hammond : I don't know. Maybe he's not great at danger and thinks he would just get in your way.

  Eva : You know, I never told him, but I want him with me. Having him there makes me feel better.

  Joel Hammond : Of course it does. And he should wanna make you feel better. He needs to stop only thinking about himself, put his issues aside, and be there for his wife.

  Eva : We're not even married. And I got a ton of shit to say about that, too.

  Marcus : [walks into apartment]  What the fuck?

  Eva : Yo, this is Joel. And he didn't do nothing to Loki. And he says you need to stop being a fucking pussy and come with me when I do my drops, and fucking put a ring on it, Marcus!

  Joel Hammond : Marcus is your boyfriend? Would've been good to know.

• Joel Hammond : How was your night with the sex trafficker? A question I never thought I'd ask my wife.

  Sheila Hammond : Awful. It turns out he wasn't a trafficker. He was Lisa's boyfriend. A nice pediatrician who gave me $200. I almost killed an innocent man. And even if I find a worthy charity to donate the money to, I'm still gonna get the tax write-off.

• Dan Palmer : Maybe you didn't hear, Rick, but Joel and I are best friends now. Right, Joel?

  Joel Hammond : Yes. We are best friends now.

  Rick : Thank God. This "will they, won't they" thing has been going on too long.

• Sheila Hammond : Maybe we need to change our perspective on this. Maybe Dan is working for us. And he's like our little truffle pig just leading us to tasty morsels.

  [nibbling] 

  Joel Hammond : That may be the most beautiful thing anyone's ever said about Dan, but I'm sorry, honey, I'm just not doing it.

• Joel Hammond : No more doing things separately. From now on, we fuck everything up together.