Supergirl (TV Series)

Mr. & Mrs. Mxyzptlk (2017)

David Harewood: J'onn J'onzz

Quotes 

• Mon-El : I don't know how you got to this planet, but she's with me.

  Mr. Mxyzptlk : The other suitor! I didn't see you there, tall, dark and bland-some. You're barely there, let alone my romantic rival.

  Kara Danvers : [Mon-El tries to hit him]  No!

  Mon-El : [as Mxy vanishes]  What...

  Mr. Mxyzptlk : [reappearing]  Invisible is a good look on you. Let's play to your strengths.

  J'onn J'onzz : [seeing him appear in the DEO in nothing but his underwear]  Mon-El?

  Mon-El : Hey. Hey.

  [under his breath] 

  Mon-El : I'm gonna kill him.

• J'onn J'onzz : Agent Schott, have you found records of human dealings with these lifeforms?

  Winn Schott : Uh, yes. Actually, lots. If you just...

  [putting information up on the monitors] 

  Winn Schott : ...take from it what you will, but between genies, djinn, and leprechauns, I mean, humans have been documenting contact with reality-bending creatures for centuries.

  Mon-El : [entering]  And how did they slay them? On Daxam, we crush them.

  Kara Danvers : What? No. Absolutely not.

  Mon-El : We learned the hard way that the only way to deal with them was to kill them quickly. Let me... let me take care of him.

  Kara Danvers : No! No. We don't kill.

  Mon-El : I'm not gonna let some imp stalk you and live.

  Kara Danvers : I can take care of myself, Mon-El. Let me handle it.

• J'onn J'onzz : You've just been visited by a fifth-dimensional being.

  Kara Danvers : Wait, you've seen one of these before?

  J'onn J'onzz : Not here on Earth. On Mars, one of them moved the Xan'Xie Mountains halfway across the planet during the Zook Uprising. Fifth-dimensional life forms possess the ability to warp our reality to their own whims. Abilities that would appear, to all intents and purposes, to be magic.

  Mon-El : On Daxam, we had zero-tolerance policy for those creatures.

  Kara Danvers : You had 'em on Daxam?

  Mon-El : Yeah. And those guys knew how to party, but they're dangerous. Very dangerous.

• J'onn J'onzz : Where is Mxyzptlk now?

  Kara Danvers : I don't know. He snapped away. I thought he was just after me, but he almost killed those guys. He's a lot more dangerous than I thought.

• J'onn J'onzz : What language is that?

  Kara Danvers : It's "Mxyzptlk" spelled backwards. Maybe Mon-El was right. I mean, how am I gonna get him to say this? I hope Winn found something that will work. Where is he?

  J'onn J'onzz : He should be here. Most of the relics tested negative for fifth dimensional energy, however, there was one that might be of some use.

  [seeing the case is empty] 

  J'onn J'onzz : Odd.

  Kara Danvers : [realizing]  Mon-El.

• Winn Schott : We are ready to send your message to Mars whenever you are.

  Kara Danvers : What message?

  J'onn J'onzz : On Earth, it's customary to send messages on Valentine's Day. We had a similar custom on Mars.

  Kara Danvers : It's too bad you can't call her.

  J'onn J'onzz : Well, we Martians are a psychic people. All our communication was through thought. But when we had something really important to say, we would often write it down. On some planets, to write something down is to truly say it.

  Kara Danvers : Well, I'm sure M'gann will be very happy to hear from you.