The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Dependence Transcendence (2016)
Simon Helberg: Howard Wolowitz
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Quotes
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Howard Wolowitz : [about Sheldon] Well, this probably won't work, but has anyone ever tried to just haul off and whup the crazy out of him?
Leonard Hofstadter : That's not helpful. It's fun to think about, but it's not helpful.
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[first lines]
Howard Wolowitz : It's pretty late. Think I've got time to run some more simulation on the cooling system?
Leonard Hofstadter : Sure. I'm still figuring out the thermal-acoustic expander.
Sheldon Cooper : Well, while you do that I am going to pump cerebral spinal fluid through my brain cells to remove the metabolic byproducts of the day's thoughts.
Howard Wolowitz : What?
Sheldon Cooper : It's called sleep, and it's my bedtime. Nighty-night, y'all.
Howard Wolowitz : Hey, hey, hey, you're not going anywhere.
Leonard Hofstadter : We only have two months to deliver this to the Air Force because of you.
Sheldon Cooper : I know.
[yawning]
Sheldon Cooper : I was there.
Howard Wolowitz : Look, wake up! We're going to put in a lot of late nights.
Sheldon Cooper : How late?
Howard Wolowitz : Well, I don't know. Midnight. One.
Sheldon Cooper : One o'clock! I'm not a raccoon.
Howard Wolowitz : If you're tired, have some coffee.
Sheldon Cooper : Wu- you have some coffee!
Howard Wolowitz : I am having coffee!
Howard Wolowitz : And look how irritable it's making you!
Leonard Hofstadter : Guys! We're not going to get anything done if we start fighting. Now, can you please try to soldier through?
Sheldon Cooper : Fine.
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[last lines]
Howard Wolowitz : Sir, we've hit a bit of a snag. We're already behind schedule.
Sheldon Cooper : The computations required to overcome the deployability issues are more significant than we thought.
Leonard Hofstadter : I understand that we're under contract, and I don't know what the consequences of violating that are but, um, we're not going to be able to deliver in the time we promised.
Colonel Richard Williams : How long do you need?
Howard Wolowitz : W- w- we're thinking... two years.
Colonel Richard Williams : All right.
Howard Wolowitz : Huh, that's it? You're OK with that?
Colonel Richard Williams : Tscha. Well, you think you're the first contractor who isn't going to deliver on time? Still waiting for a big space laser Reagan ordered to beat the commies.
Leonard Hofstadter : Thanks for understanding, sir.
Howard Wolowitz : Yes, thank your so much.
Sheldon Cooper : We, we really appreciate it.
[they leave, but the Colonel hears them talking in the hall]
Leonard Hofstadter : All right, pressure's off.
Howard Wolowitz : Want to see a movie?
Sheldon Cooper : Popcorn's on me.