- [having just seen the movie "Hanks"]
- Self - Guest: Oh, Chesley Sullenberger. I used to have such respect for you.
- Self - Guest: Not anymore.
- Agent: NEXT! What's your name, kid?
- Self - Guest: Hi, I'm Tom Hanks, and I'm going to be a big movie star.
- Agent: Tom HANKS? That's not a movie star name!
- Self - Guest: Not yet.
- Agent: You are one cocky son of a bitch!
- Self - Guest: Mama always said "Life is like a chocolate box. You never know what......"
- Robert Zemeckis: CUT! It's "box of chocolates".
- Self - Guest: You are a movie star, Hanks. You can DO THIS!
- Self - Guest: I'm a lady, and so is my roommate. We're... .
- Self - Guest, Peter Scolari: Bosom Buddies!
- Peter Scolari: Hi, Tom. I'm Peter Scolari.
- Self - Guest: You're beautiful.
- Peter Scolari: You're beautifuller. I'll see you out there.