The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Cohabitation Experimentation (2016)
Jim Parsons: Sheldon Cooper
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Quotes
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Sheldon Cooper : Like an embassy in a foreign country, this seat is the sovereign soil of my bottom.
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Sheldon Cooper : Enjoy having the place to yourselves.
Leonard Hofstadter : You enjoy your mission to boldly go where no man has gone before.
Sheldon Cooper : It's Penny's bedroom; plenty of men have gone before.
Penny Hofstadter : Now, now, there's no need to make this emotional.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : Comfy?
Sheldon Cooper : [referring to Penny's bed] Oh, I'm just happy I don't know what this memory foam remembers.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : Sheldon, I understand your apprehension, but let me appeal to the scientist in you. Given the five-week end-date, isn't it the perfect opportunity to consider this an experiment and collect data on our compatibility?
Sheldon Cooper : Don't try luring me in with sexy talk.
Leonard Hofstadter : Okay, Star Trek the Original Series. The Starship Enterprise was on a five year mission to explore new worlds. Think of this as your personal five week mission to do the same.
Sheldon Cooper : Now, if you want to lure me in with sexy talk, that's how you do it.
[Leonard smiles smugly]
Penny Hofstadter : Don't be proud of that.
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Sheldon Cooper : What if living together kills the romance?
Penny Hofstadter : OK; you guys had sex one whole time; nothing can put out a fire like that.
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[last lines]
Sheldon Cooper : How dare you!
Amy Farrah Fowler : Oh, you heard me. Your experimental bone fides are laughable;
Sheldon Cooper : Whoa, now you're making fun of my bone fides!
Amy Farrah Fowler : Can't make fun of something that's a null set.
Penny Hofstadter : Feel like I should say 'damn',
Leonard Hofstadter : Do it.
Penny Hofstadter : Daaaaaamn!
Sheldon Cooper : Weh, if you are so protective of the scientific method, perhaps we should use the next five weeks to finish what we started!
Amy Farrah Fowler : Well, for science, maybe I will!
Sheldon Cooper : For science, maybe you should!
Amy Farrah Fowler : Fine!
Sheldon Cooper : Fine!
Amy Farrah Fowler : Good!
Sheldon Cooper : Great!
Amy Farrah Fowler : Do you want to go to our place and make out?
Sheldon Cooper : Does Stephen Hawking roll through the quad?
[they storm out]
Penny Hofstadter : The new neighbors are weird.
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Sheldon Cooper : Yes. I accept this five-week mission to share a living space with my girlfriend.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Oh, this is so exciting!
Sheldon Cooper : Well, now don't be surprised if like Star Trek, it's canceled in three.
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Sheldon Cooper : You know, historically, I don't do well with change.
Penny Hofstadter : Okay, it won't be that bad. We wouldn't even sit in your spot while you're gone.
Sheldon Cooper : You're darn right, you wouldn't. No matter where I am, this will always be my spot. Like an embassy in a foreign country, this seat is the sovereign soil of my bottom.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : If you don't want to snuggle, fine, but we're not building a pillow wall.
Sheldon Cooper : But, uh, well uh, I am sorry; I am just worried that my sensitivity to temperature could make this a rough night. And no offence, but your bottom radiates enough heat I'm surprised there aren't iguanas lying on it.