- Kid Danger: [coming upon a broken window] Come on, let's go through the window.
- Captain Man: Nah, let's use the door.
- Kid Danger: The door's probably gonna be locked.
- Captain Man: That's okay. I brought my foot.
- Jasper Dunlop: [regaining consciousness] Oh, what hit me?
- Piper Hart: You hit yourself.
- Jasper Dunlop: Classic Jasper.
- [last lines]
- [Kid Danger is starving, so Jasper pulls out a hamburger from inside his pants]
- Kid Danger: Gross. I'm not gonna eat a hamburger that was in your...
- [overcome by starvation, Kid Danger devours the hamburger]
- Kid Danger: All right, man. Look, if you have to pee so bad, why don't you just pee, all right? Just... just pee.
- Captain Man: In my Captain pants?
- Kid Danger: Yeah, why not?
- Captain Man: You're sick.
- Jasper Dunlop: All right, Jeff! Put your back behind your hands!
- Charlotte Page: Other way.
- Jasper Dunlop: Put your hands behind your back!
- [though shot, Jeff runs off]
- Kid Danger: Wait, why didn't your laser knock him out?
- Captain Man: I dunno.
- Jeff: It's cuz I'm tough as butt, that's why.