Ash vs Evil Dead (TV Series)
Family (2018)
Arielle Carver-O'Neill: Brandy Barr
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Quotes
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Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : The ink on my buddy went nuclear, that means evil is just around the corner. So your little peach could be a bowel-sucking hell beast.
Brandy Barr : Mom, what's the chainsaw geek doing here?
Candace Barr : Oh, honey, uh, I don't know how to tell you this, but Ash, he's... he's ah... he's your...
Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : What she's trying to say, I'm your pop. Father dearest. The old sperm shooter.
Brandy Barr : What?
Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : But you can call me Dad, unless you're a Deadite, then you can go fuck yourself.
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Kelly Maxwell : Who's the kid?
Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : Oh, believe it or not, that's my daughter. Sandy. Ah, Mandy.
Brandy Barr : Brandy.
[sobbing]
Brandy Barr : And fuck you.
Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : We're still getting to know each other.
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Rachel Manning : All right, so you still haven't fallen for Elk Grove's small town charm?
Brandy Barr : Excuse me? The whole town's excited because their ex-psycho killer is opening a hardware store. Kill me now.
Rachel Manning : Could be worse.
Brandy Barr : How?
Rachel Manning : We could be like them.
Brandy Barr : Oh, yeah. That'll never happen.
Rachel Manning : Good, because if you did, I would have to slit my wrists.