The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Veracity Elasticity (2016)
Simon Helberg: Howard Wolowitz
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Leonard Hofstadter : You're awful quiet. Everything OK?
Sheldon Cooper : I'm concerned about Amy. She's acting a bit odd lately.
Howard Wolowitz : Just out of curiosity, what registers as odd to you?
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Howard Wolowitz : I'm serious, JPL's actually developing a robot arm that could grab an asteroid before it hits us.
Leonard Hofstadter : So their plan for saving the Earth from Armageddon is hoping a bunch of scientists can catch a ball?
Raj Koothrappali : If we're all gonna die, why am I eating so much kale?
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Howard Wolowitz : [about Sheldon's dream] Okay, the last question: The chaps he was wearing, assless?
Sheldon Cooper : Can we just focus on the decision I'm facing?
Raj Koothrappali : We can. but just for the record, all chaps are assless.
Sheldon Cooper : Gentlemen, please! This is a significant decision. Do Amy and I continue living together, or do I move back in with Leonard?
Leonard Hofstadter : Over my assless chaps you will.
Howard Wolowitz : This isn't complicated. Do you love Amy?
Sheldon Cooper : Yes.
Raj Koothrappali : Do you like living with her?
Sheldon Cooper : Yes.
Leonard Hofstadter : Do you know what you need to do now?
Sheldon Cooper : Apparently figure it out on my own, 'cause you guys are no help at all.
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Howard Wolowitz : [to Penny, about Sheldon] You know, if he moves across the hall for good, Leonard could keep the stuff you don't like in Sheldon's old room. Solves everything.
Penny Hofstadter : That's a great idea!
Leonard Hofstadter : Ooh! Maybe I could turn it into a gaming den.
Raj Koothrappali : That would be amazing.
Sheldon Cooper : [stutters] Wha-Wha... Excuse me, that's my room.
Leonard Hofstadter : But you won't be living here.
Sheldon Cooper : But that's my room.
Leonard Hofstadter : You won't be living here.
Sheldon Cooper : But that's my room.
Leonard Hofstadter : [to everyone] You guys might want to start eating.
[to Sheldon]
Leonard Hofstadter : You won't be living here.
Penny Hofstadter : Sweetie, once you stop paying rent, none of this is really yours.
Sheldon Cooper : But that's my room.
Howard Wolowitz , Penny Hofstadter , Leonard Hofstadter , Raj Koothrappali , Amy Farrah Fowler : BUT YOU WON'T BE LIVING HERE!