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Leonard Hofstadter : You're awful quiet. Everything OK?
Sheldon Cooper : I'm concerned about Amy. She's acting a bit odd lately.
Howard Wolowitz : Just out of curiosity, what registers as odd to you?
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Amy Farrah Fowler : Hi.
Sheldon Cooper : Hello.
Amy Farrah Fowler : What are you doing?
Sheldon Cooper : I'm just contemplating Buridan's donkey.
Amy Farrah Fowler : I understand. I'll leave you be.
Sheldon Cooper : What, you're familiar with the reference?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Of course. Jean Buridan proposed a philosophical thesis stating that a hungry donkey placed between two equidistant bales of hay would be paralyzed by indecision and would starve to death.
Sheldon Cooper : Exactly.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Well, I wouldn't want you to starve to death, so here's an eggplant.
Sheldon Cooper : Thank you.
Amy Farrah Fowler : You know, some people believe that Buridan was plagiarizing Aristotle.
Sheldon Cooper : Really?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Although, in Aristotle's example, he proposed an equally hungry and thirsty man caught between food and drink.
Sheldon Cooper : Huh. Yeah, I wonder if that's related to the 12th century Persian philosopher, Al-Ghazali and his story of a man caught between two dates.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Are you suggesting Al-Ghazali was Aristotelian? 'Cause if anything, he was anti-Aristotelian.
Sheldon Cooper : Al-Ghazali was anti-Aristotelian? Boy, you think you know a guy.
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Sheldon Cooper : If complaining were an Olympic sport, I would complain about what a stupid sport it is and bring home the gold.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : Why are you speaking Klingon?
Sheldon Cooper : Why are you speaking English?
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Sheldon Cooper : This is our friend Penny's place. You may remember her from our episode "Flags: And the People Who Don't Understand Them".
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Leonard Hofstadter : She took my Where's Waldo!
Sheldon Cooper : Well, no, no, he's over there.
Leonard Hofstadter : Oh yeah, there he is.
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Sheldon Cooper : I get it, everyone wants to spend more time with me. I'm a man made of sugar in a world of ants.
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Howard Wolowitz : [about Sheldon's dream] Okay, the last question: The chaps he was wearing, assless?
Sheldon Cooper : Can we just focus on the decision I'm facing?
Raj Koothrappali : We can. but just for the record, all chaps are assless.
Sheldon Cooper : Gentlemen, please! This is a significant decision. Do Amy and I continue living together, or do I move back in with Leonard?
Leonard Hofstadter : Over my assless chaps you will.
Howard Wolowitz : This isn't complicated. Do you love Amy?
Sheldon Cooper : Yes.
Raj Koothrappali : Do you like living with her?
Sheldon Cooper : Yes.
Leonard Hofstadter : Do you know what you need to do now?
Sheldon Cooper : Apparently figure it out on my own, 'cause you guys are no help at all.
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[first lines]
Sheldon Cooper : Hello, I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper.
Amy Farrah Fowler : And I'm Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler.
Sheldon Cooper : And welcome to the first on location episode of "Dr. Sheldon Cooper and Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler present
Amy Farrah Fowler : Dr. Sheldon Cooper's Fun with Flags".
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Sheldon Cooper : I suppose we could find a whole new place. And technically we don't even have to stay in Pasadena. We could move to Altadena. Or a place that doesn't even end in 'dena'.
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Sheldon Cooper : Your Klingon word of the day calender's gone.
Leonard Hofstadter : I'd say dammit in Klingon, but that wasn't until next month.
Sheldon Cooper : It's Qu'vatlh.
Leonard Hofstadter : Qu'vatlh!
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Howard Wolowitz : [to Penny, about Sheldon] You know, if he moves across the hall for good, Leonard could keep the stuff you don't like in Sheldon's old room. Solves everything.
Penny Hofstadter : That's a great idea!
Leonard Hofstadter : Ooh! Maybe I could turn it into a gaming den.
Raj Koothrappali : That would be amazing.
Sheldon Cooper : [stutters] Wha-Wha... Excuse me, that's my room.
Leonard Hofstadter : But you won't be living here.
Sheldon Cooper : But that's my room.
Leonard Hofstadter : You won't be living here.
Sheldon Cooper : But that's my room.
Leonard Hofstadter : [to everyone] You guys might want to start eating.
[to Sheldon]
Leonard Hofstadter : You won't be living here.
Penny Hofstadter : Sweetie, once you stop paying rent, none of this is really yours.
Sheldon Cooper : But that's my room.
Howard Wolowitz , Penny Hofstadter , Leonard Hofstadter , Raj Koothrappali , Amy Farrah Fowler : BUT YOU WON'T BE LIVING HERE!