The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Brain Bowl Incubation (2016)
Mayim Bialik: Amy Farrah Fowler
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Quotes
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[last lines]
Penny Hofstadter : So, were you turned on even a little bit?
Amy Farrah Fowler : It was like being hit on by Rat-pack Pee-wee Herman.
Leonard Hofstadter : Uh, sorry, is that a yes?
Amy Farrah Fowler : No!
Sheldon Cooper : [Sheldon enters] Amy, I didn't want it to come to this, but you have left me no choice but to employ the most passionate, seductive dance known to man. The flamenco.
[he dances]
Amy Farrah Fowler : For God's sake, you're ridiculous!
[she storms out]
Sheldon Cooper : Well, you guys are aroused, right?
Amy Farrah Fowler : [ou in the hall Amy is breathless] That was a close one.
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[first lines]
Sheldon Cooper : How much will it hurt?
Amy Farrah Fowler : It's just a tiny skin sample. You saw my do it to myself.
Sheldon Cooper : On a scale of one to ten, where one is a pebble in your shoe and ten is the monkey you thought was your pet biting your face off.
Amy Farrah Fowler : A two.
Sheldon Cooper : Eating a whole Altoid?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Sheldon, if I'm going to synthesize a neural network from our skin cells, I need to harvest them. Now, I've done this dozens of times, but if you're too scared you don't have to.
Sheldon Cooper : No, this is for science. I can be brave for science.
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Sheldon Cooper : Care for a brandy?
Amy Farrah Fowler : I don't think so.
Sheldon Cooper : Good choice, it's disgusting.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : Sheldon, I'm not ready to have a baby!
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, yes, you are. I track your cycle. For the next 36 hours you're as fertile as a manure-covered field.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Wow. I can actually feel the egg crawling its way back up.
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Penny Hofstadter : Now, when he said he wanted to make a baby, is it possible he meant out of Legos?
Amy Farrah Fowler : No, he was explicit. Needlessly and freakishly explicit.
Leonard Hofstadter : Why does he need a baby? He's already hairless and smells like talcum powder.
Penny Hofstadter : Could you two really have some sort of super-intelligent child?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Well, there is a genetic component, but that doesn't guarantee anything.
Leonard Hofstadter : That's true. Sheldon's father once picked a fight with a cactus.
Penny Hofstadter : Yeah, but that's just his Earth parents. We don't know anything about the ones that sent him here.
Leonard Hofstadter : Well, we know they were smart enough to send him away.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : "Make a baby"? What are you talking about?
Sheldon Cooper : Clearly, the combination of our DNA is exceptional.
[stammers]
Sheldon Cooper : Our child could be the next step in the evolution of mankind. We'll be able to get into any preschool we want.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Sheldon, I'm not ready to have a baby.
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, yes, you are. I track your cycle. Yeah, for the next 36 hours, you're as fertile as a manure-covered wheat field.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Wow. I can actually feel the egg crawling its way back up.
Sheldon Cooper : I don't understand. Well, I thought you'd be thrilled to procreate with me.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Not right now.
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, I see what's happening here. You're playing hard to get.