Sesame Street (TV Series)

Episode #20.98 (1989)

Richard Hunt: The Pig, Gladys the Cow

Quotes 

• Prairie Dawn : How about Ten?

  Pat Playjacks : Yes! Is the number ten your guess? Okay then, Let's give the pig a spin on the turn table and count how many squeals we hear on ''Squeal of Fortune''!

  [as Prairie spins the turntable] 

  The Pig : [Squeals] 

  Everybody : ONE!

  The Pig : [Squeals] 

  Everybody : TWO!

  The Pig : [Squeals] 

  Everybody : THREE!

  The Pig : [Squeals] 

  Everybody : FOUR!

  The Pig : [Squeals] 

  Everybody : FIVE!

  [the Turntable stops and the buzzer sounds] 

  Everybody : [Audience groaning] 

  Pat Playjacks : Oooooh! I am very sorry, Prairie. You guessed ten and there were only five pig squeals in today's 'Pig... ' I mean, 'Squeal of Fortune'. That's too bad!

  Prairie Dawn : Oh, Dear. I guess I didn't win. I don't believe this!

• Pat Playjacks : Hey, Count Von Count. Are you ready to play our game?

  Count Von Count : Oh, Yes! Sure thing, Pat!

  Pat Playjacks : Then what is your guess on how many pig squeals?

  Count Von Count : I'll make one squeal, or maybe two squeals, or maybe three, or four or five squeals, or maybe six...

  Pat Playjacks : COUNT! We can only take one guess at a time!

  Count Von Count : One guess? Two guesses? Three?

  Pat Playjacks : Three, Uh, Is three your guess?

  Count Von Count : Yeah?

  Pat Playjacks : Alright, That's your guess! Three pig squeals so give the pig a spin on the turntable

  [Count spins the turntable] 

  The Pig : [Squeals] 

  Everybody : ONE!

  The Pig : [Squeals] 

  Everybody : TWO!

  The Pig : [Squeals] 

  Everybody : THREE!

  [Turntable stops and the ping sounds] 

  Everybody : [Audience cheers] 

  Count Von Count : Did I say Three?

  Pat Playjacks : YES, You did!

  Count Von Count : I SAID THREE!

  [Ha-ha-ha] 

  Pat Playjacks : That's right! Three squeals, Count Von Count! You won!

  Count Von Count : WOW! I WON!

  Prairie Dawn : WHAT? HE WON? OH NO!

  Pat Playjacks : And now it's time to pick a prize in the studio with fabulous prizes. And to show them to us is our co-hostess, Velma Blank.

  [the curtain raises and we see Velma Blank showing the prizes to Count Von Count] 

  Pat Playjacks : A fifteen gallon tank of industrial finger painting, A hand-crafted grapefruit goggle for a protection of that morning squirt, And a larger than life-sized portrait of America's Second Favorite Game Show host: Pat Playjacks.