Lucifer (TV Series)

Deceptive Little Parasite (2017)

Tricia Helfer: Charlotte

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Quotes 

• Charlotte : [after sending Lucifer a trio of strippers]  I tried to find ones that resemble your detective. Then again, all humans look alike to me.

  Lucifer Morningstar : No, you did, um, well, remarkably well. But what on Earth for?

  Charlotte : Since anger didn't work, I wanted to incite a different emotion. See if that would get the sword fired up.

  Lucifer Morningstar : A foursome isn't an emotion, Mum!

• Charlotte : Your brother is the Lightbringer, Amenadiel. He just needs to apply himself and get angry.

  Lucifer Morningstar : Well, I can't just get ang...

  [Amenadiel ouches him in the face] 

  Lucifer Morningstar : Aah! Bloody hell!

  Amenadiel : Well, it was worth a shot.

  Lucifer Morningstar : Right. Maybe Amenadiel should try it. Here, why don't you hold it, and I'll kick you in the...

  [Aims for his groin] 

  Charlotte : Boys!

• Charlotte : Well, it's not my fault humans can't handle the divine.

• Lucifer Morningstar : [about Azrael's blade]  What am I supposed to do, dip it in some whiskey and light a match?

  Charlotte : Last time it caught flame, you were angry, so think about your Father, that should do it. L

  Lucifer Morningstar : All right.

  [Stares at the knife dramatically. Nothing happens] 

  Lucifer Morningstar : Nope. Right, back to my whiskey plan.