Lucifer (TV Series)
God Johnson (2017)
Lauren German: Chloe Decker
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Quotes
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Ella Lopez : Is it really so crazy? I mean, what if God was one of us?
Chloe Decker : Just a slob, like one of us.
Ella Lopez : Exactly. Or just a..
Chloe Decker : A stranger on a bus.
Lucifer Morningstar : My father would never use public transport. That song is completely unrealistic.
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Lucifer Morningstar : Here's me being super-duper helpful: before the orderlies took the victim away, she told me who did attack her.
Chloe Decker : Great. Who is it?
Lucifer Morningstar : Santa Claus.
[Chloe sighs]
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Chloe Decker : For the last time, Maze, we're not having a threesome.
Mazikeen : I'm OK to watch.
[someone knocks at the door]
Mazikeen : Showtime.
[Maze opens the door. It's Amenadiel]
Chloe Decker : Oh, an orgy? Definitely off the table.
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Dr. Liam Garrity : Legally, I can't let you look at Dale's medical file... But, um... What happens when I turn away is, um, out of my hands.
Chloe Decker : Thank you.
Dr. Liam Garrity : [Turns to his phone] Ooh, look, a Nigerian prince needs my help. Wow.
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Lucifer Morningstar : I love the mentally ill. I mean, who isn't amused by someone who thinks they're Elvis or Napoleon or Wesley Snipes?
Chloe Decker : Who found the body?
Dan Espinoza : God.
Lucifer Morningstar : Ah! See?
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Mazikeen : Guy sounds like he wants to bang.
Chloe Decker : He's Lucifer's doctor, Maze.
Mazikeen : So what? Doctors don't want to get laid?
Chloe Decker : Does everything always have to be about sex with you?
Mazikeen : Um. *Yeah*.
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Mazikeen : You and I are flowing, Chlo. Same page.
Chloe Decker : Nope. Different books altogether.
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Chloe Decker : Please don't tell me you made reservations at somewhere fancy.
Mazikeen : Opposite of fancy. It's here.
Chloe Decker : *Here*. Why?
Mazikeen : Well, duh, your bedroom's here. Where else are we gonna have sex?
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Mazikeen : I've seen your mom dress sluttier than this.
Chloe Decker : Okay, Maze, this is an interrogation disguised as a casual dinner. There's no need to get dolled up.