Lucifer (TV Series)
The Good, the Bad, and the Crispy (2017)
Tom Ellis: Lucifer Morningstar
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Quotes
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Charlotte : I just want a chance to start - OVER.
Lucifer Morningstar : But... going HOME?... That's not starting over-that's-that's going BACKwards...
[realizing the meaning of Chloe's words]
Lucifer Morningstar : ... and that's not good for anyone... so it's time for you to move forward, mum.
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Lucifer Morningstar : [to Charlotte] Have you ever considered finding, well, I don't know, a-a place of your own?
Amenadiel : Yeah. Somewhere away from Dad, maybe?
Lucifer Morningstar : Yes. Somewhere familiar, warmer, perhaps?
Charlotte : You want... You want me back in Hell?
Lucifer Morningstar : Well, not "in" Hell, per se, but in charge of Hell. I mean, after all, it is a kingdom without a ruler.
Amenadiel : He is right. I mean, there's a great opportunity for upward mobility.
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Lucifer Morningstar : [as Trixie hands a lollipop to Maze] Oh, love me a lolli!
Trixie : Sorry, wussies don't get any.
[She gives a fist bump to Maze]
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Lucifer Morningstar : This is my fault. I should never have got you involved in any of this from the start.
Linda Martin : It's not like I didn't know I was dealing with the most powerful, well... the most dysfunctional family in the universe. Lucifer, I walked into this with my eyes wide open, chose to be your friend and face all that comes with that. The good, the bad and the crispy.
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Lucifer Morningstar : Well, maybe our poor killer's just Chaetophobic.
[Gets looks]
Lucifer Morningstar : Fear of hair. Always fun when they turn up in Hell. Lots of wigs involved.
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Lucifer Morningstar : You have experience with emotionally fragile men, don't you?
Chloe Decker : You're self-aware today.
Lucifer Morningstar : No, I meant Dan.
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Lucifer Morningstar : I'm simply saying that we should be focusing on more pressing criminal issues.
Chloe Decker : Such as?
Lucifer Morningstar : Well, I'm glad you asked, actually.
[Opens newspaper]
Lucifer Morningstar : The death of Celeste McDougall. Very suspicious, indeed.
Chloe Decker : She was 92.
Lucifer Morningstar : Yes, and fit as a fiddle. I mean, look at that smug face.
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Lucifer Morningstar : It's classic Dad. Hanging the final piece of the Flaming Sword right under our noses... Well... Your nose, this entire time
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Lucifer Morningstar : [Arriving at Dr. Martin's office] Mum. What are you doing here?
Charlotte : Oh, you know, girl stuff
Lucifer Morningstar : Naked girl stuff?
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Lucifer Morningstar : This is the real way to move forward, Mum. To create a whole new world. Your own world, without Father.
Charlotte : What about you? Amenadiel, my children?
Lucifer Morningstar : You know that if we go back to Heaven, then there will be a war. And in war... there are always casualties.
Charlotte : The last thing I want is to hurt my children.
Lucifer Morningstar : I know. So, please... . Let there be light.
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Lucifer Morningstar : Hello, brother. I notice you've changed your look. Where's your pretty necklace?
Amenadiel : Oh, I've put it in a safe place.
Lucifer Morningstar : Ah. Keister it, did you?
Mazikeen : Nope. Already checked. Not there.
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Kathleen Lyon : [Carrying a body bag] I know this looks bad, but we can explain. I'm Ava. This is my sister Kathleen
Ava Lyon : Hi. How ya doin'?
Lucifer Morningstar : Friendliest serial killers ever.
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Lucifer Morningstar : [after Charlotte hurls them through Lucifer's piano] Well, now look what you've made her do. I've just had this tuned!
Amenadiel : *Me*? How about you suggesting Hell as a retirement home? Nice. Maybe if you had just mentioned the pottery class or water aerobics, she would have gone for it.
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Lucifer Morningstar : You know I don't lie, Detective.
Chloe Decker : But you also don't tell the whole truth... Does this have to do with what you were upset about this morning, with your family?
Lucifer Morningstar : Yes, but I can't explain, because you wouldn't understand.
Chloe Decker : Not if you don't talk to me... Never mind. I thought we were past this. Going backwards, Lucifer, is not good. For anyone.
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Lucifer Morningstar : If we don't get you back to Heaven before the detective gets to you, then she is quite literally toast.
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Lucifer Morningstar : You know I don't lie, Detective.
Chloe Decker : But you also don't tell the whole truth.
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Amenadiel : Mom is not going anywhere!
Lucifer Morningstar : Well, I am afraid that we do not have a choice, Brother!