The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Geology Elevation (2016)
Johnny Galecki: Leonard Hofstadter
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Quotes
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Sheldon Cooper : I admire you, Leonard.
Leonard Hofstadter : Really? Why?
Sheldon Cooper : You're happy with who you are. You don't get jealous of other people. Instead of being weighed down by ambition, you just float along like a dead body in a river.
Leonard Hofstadter : [to himself] I couldn't just take the compliment. I had to ask why.
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Leonard Hofstadter : You know, I do understand what you're feeling. My brother and sister's accomplishments have always been held over my head.
Sheldon Cooper : How did you deal with it?
Leonard Hofstadter : I wet the bed until college, but I don't think that's a quality fix.
Sheldon Cooper : I can't believe I was surpassed by a geologist. I mean, rocks. He studies rocks. If rock is so great, how come paper beats it?
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Amy Farrah Fowler : [Leonard helps a limping Sheldon into the apartment] What happened?
Sheldon Cooper : I tried to let go of anger and threw a rock into my foot.
Leonard Hofstadter : [with a tissue hanging out of his nose] Then he got more angry and kicked the rock with his other foot.
Penny : And what happened to you?
Leonard Hofstadter : Oh, I laughed so hard I burst a blood vessel in my nose. It's fine.
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Sheldon Cooper : [about Bert] Some genius. I zinged him with sarcasm; he didn't even notice.
Leonard Hofstadter : [sarcastically] I know. And it was the greatest sarcastic quip I've ever heard.
Sheldon Cooper : [oblivious] Well, aren't you a peach.
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[first lines]
Bert : [in the background] Thank you very much. Thanks.
Leonard Hofstadter : That is unbelievable. Good for Bert.
Howard Wolowitz : Damn. The MacArthur Genius Grant.
Raj Koothrappali : Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.
Sheldon Cooper : Everything is stupid and I want to go home.
Leonard Hofstadter : That's Sheldon's way of saying he's proud of Bert too.
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Sheldon Cooper : [Struggling because he hurt his foot] Sorry I'm moving slowly.
Leonard Hofstadter : I don't mind. If you pull a butterscotch out of your pocket it'll be like I'm walking with my grandma.
Sheldon Cooper : [Sees plaque of Bert] Oh no! A plaque? Nobody wants to see this!
Leonard Hofstadter : Change "plaque" to "mixed race couple" and you are my grandma!