The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Geology Elevation (2016)

Brian Posehn: Bert Kibbler

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• Bert : [jealous of Bert, Sheldon injured himself expressing his anger]  What happened to you?

  Sheldon Cooper : [pointing to each foot in turn, then his forehead]  Rock, rock, water fountain.

• [first lines] 

  Bert : [in the background]  Thank you very much. Thanks.

  Leonard Hofstadter : That is unbelievable. Good for Bert.

  Howard Wolowitz : Damn. The MacArthur Genius Grant.

  Raj Koothrappali : Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

  Sheldon Cooper : Everything is stupid and I want to go home.

  Leonard Hofstadter : That's Sheldon's way of saying he's proud of Bert too.

• Sheldon Cooper : I'm not proud of this, but I have been envious of your recent success.

  Bert : Wow. I won the MacArthur grant, everyone's jealous of me... Once I get Lasik I'll be out of things to wish for.