The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Property Division Collision (2016)
Simon Helberg: Howard Wolowitz
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Quotes
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : Stuart, you cooked?
Howard Wolowitz : How did you know it wasn't me?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : There's only three people in this house, and you'd still be my fifth guess.
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[last lines]
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Howard!
Howard Wolowitz : Guys, you heard her; go see what she wants.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : [she enters] I think I'm in labour.
Howard Wolowitz : Wh- wh- OK, OK. I-I-I I can do this. We have a plan. Somebody please tell me the plan!
Stuart Bloom : I'll get the hospital bag,
Raj Koothrappali : I'll pull the van out.
Stuart Bloom : Meet outside in two minutes.
Raj Koothrappali : Team Baby, go!
[they chest bump and run out]
Howard Wolowitz : I love you.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : I love you too.
[they kiss and Stuart runs back in]
Stuart Bloom : Are we hugging or having a baby? Let's go!
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Howard Wolowitz : We have a butler. If I had a Batsuit, I'd be Bruce Wayne.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : You do have a Batsuit.
Howard Wolowitz : It's just pajamas. There's no cape.
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Raj Koothrappali : So, I was reading how it's a good idea for new parents to take an infant CPR class.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Yeah, we've been meaning to do that.
Stuart Bloom : Oh, I know a CPR instructor who'll come to the house.
Howard Wolowitz : That'd be great.
Stuart Bloom : I'll give him a call. We met when I was sleeping on the beach and he thought I was dead.