Vice (I) (2018)
Kirk Bovill: Henry Kissinger
Quotes
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Donald Rumsfeld : [carrying two drinks] They gave me the keys to the damn palace! Chief of Staff.
Dick Cheney : Holy shit! You salty son of a bitch. You did it.
[glasses clink]
Donald Rumsfeld : All right, we have work to do. Kissinger is trying to kiss and make up with the Soviets.
Dick Cheney : Well, let's make sure that shit doesn't happen.
Donald Rumsfeld : [laughing] Yeah.
[cut to oval office meeting]
Dick Cheney : [to president Ford] If I may, I believe I may have a way to put an oar in the water, on Russia. What if... we create...
Henry Kissinger : [interrupts] Mr. President.
Gerald Ford : Come on Henry, let's hear Dick out.
Kurt : [narration] One of Dick Cheney's special super powers, was the ability to make the most wild and extreme ideas sound measured and professional.
Dick Cheney : What if on a unilateral basis, we all put miniature wigs on our penises and we walked out to the White House lawn, and jerked each other off. So, like a puppet show, but much more enjoyable?
Henry Kissinger : Hmmm... I do like a good puppet show.
Gerald Ford : I say we do it.
Reporter : Henry Kissinger has been relieved as National Security Adviser and replaced by Brent Scowcroft.
Reporter 2 : They're calling it the Halloween Massacre.
Henry Kissinger : Mr President.
Gerald Ford : Hold on, Henry.
Reporter 3 : Donald Rumsfeld has replaced Secretary of Defense James Schlesinger.
Reporter 4 : [cut to the chief of staff's office] And Dick Cheney has been chosen, as the...
Lynne Cheney : Youngest Chief of Staff in history! It's amazing. It's a dream.