The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Romance Recalibration (2017)

Mayim Bialik: Amy Farrah Fowler

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Quotes 

• Penny Hofstadter : When was the last time you got a massage?

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Sheldon walked on my back two weeks ago, but that was just because there was a spider on his pillow and he needed to get away.

  Penny Hofstadter : Leonard stood on me once too, but he was just trying to see the Rose Parade.

• [last lines] 

  Sheldon Cooper : If you find this draft acceptable, then I believe your new relationship agreement is ready to be signed.

  Penny Hofstadter : Article 8, subsection B: Leonard will restrict video gaming in underpants to hours Penny is not home. This includes boxers, briefs, thongs, G-strings or anything else that calls attention to his pasty little thighs.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Does it really need to say that?

  Sheldon Cooper : I did this for free; lemme get a little something.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Article 10, subsection C: If questioned, Penny may not say that everything is fine if it isn't. Other unacceptable responses include "It's nothing", "Don't worry about it" and "I said it's nothing; don't worry about it."

  Penny Hofstadter : I think this all looks good.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Me too.

  Sheldon Cooper : Uh, well, great then. Here. You will sign here, date here, and, Penny, if you could initial here to indicate that you're accepting Leonard in 'as is' condition.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : I remember signing our first relationship agreement.

  Sheldon Cooper : You seem to be forgetting the 'no nostalgia' clause.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Quite right; got it.

• Sheldon Cooper : There's a cucumber in my water.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Uh huh.

  Sheldon Cooper : Do they know it's there? Should I tell somebody?

  Amy Farrah Fowler : It's there on purpose. It's refreshing.

  Sheldon Cooper : [Takes a sip]  Interesting. The world's most boring liquid and the world's most boring vegetable, but you put them together and... bleagh!