The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Romance Recalibration (2017)

Kaley Cuoco: Penny Hofstadter

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• [first lines] 

  [Penny enters to find the apartment romantically decorated] 

  Penny Hofstadter : What... what's all this?

  Leonard Hofstadter : Well, it sounded like you were having a rough day, so I wanted you to come home to something nice.

  Penny Hofstadter : Oh, that is so thoughtful.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Hey, do you remember when we went wine-tasting in Santa Barbara, and you said that was the best rosé you'd ever had?

  Penny Hofstadter : Yeh, I-I remember us driving up there, going to the winery and... uh, that's it.

  Leonard Hofstadter : This wine is why.

  Penny Hofstadter : Oh! Hey, what smells so good?

  Leonard Hofstadter : Oh, I made your favourite: pizza bagels,

  Penny Hofstadter : [she gasps]  Pink wine and pizza bagels! It's like eighth grade all over again. I'm so lucky to have you!

  Leonard Hofstadter : Now be careful; these are hot. I- I could explain the thermodynamics of why the cheese seems hotter than the crust, but instead, I'm gonna keep it to myself.

  Penny Hofstadter : Oh. You always know what not to say.

• Penny Hofstadter : When was the last time you got a massage?

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Sheldon walked on my back two weeks ago, but that was just because there was a spider on his pillow and he needed to get away.

  Penny Hofstadter : Leonard stood on me once too, but he was just trying to see the Rose Parade.

• [last lines] 

  Sheldon Cooper : If you find this draft acceptable, then I believe your new relationship agreement is ready to be signed.

  Penny Hofstadter : Article 8, subsection B: Leonard will restrict video gaming in underpants to hours Penny is not home. This includes boxers, briefs, thongs, G-strings or anything else that calls attention to his pasty little thighs.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Does it really need to say that?

  Sheldon Cooper : I did this for free; lemme get a little something.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Article 10, subsection C: If questioned, Penny may not say that everything is fine if it isn't. Other unacceptable responses include "It's nothing", "Don't worry about it" and "I said it's nothing; don't worry about it."

  Penny Hofstadter : I think this all looks good.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Me too.

  Sheldon Cooper : Uh, well, great then. Here. You will sign here, date here, and, Penny, if you could initial here to indicate that you're accepting Leonard in 'as is' condition.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : I remember signing our first relationship agreement.

  Sheldon Cooper : You seem to be forgetting the 'no nostalgia' clause.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Quite right; got it.