- Queen Elizabeth II: That's the thing about unhappiness. All it takes is for something worse to come along and you realize it was actually happiness after all.
- Princess Margaret: When was the last time you even went to the theater? Or a gallery?
- [sighs]
- Princess Margaret: Or even read a book? Oh, you're a savage.
- Queen Elizabeth II: Oh, thank you.
- Michael Adeane: No curtsy.
- Martin Charteris: No curtsy.
- Queen Elizabeth II: Mrs. Kennedy.
- Jackie Kennedy: Your Grace.
- Michael Adeane: Your Royal Highness.
- Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh: Mrs. Kennedy.
- President Kennedy: Good evening, Your Royal Majesty.
- Michael Adeane: Oh, dear.
- Martin Charteris: Oh, for goodness' sake.
- Queen Elizabeth II: Mr. President.
- Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh: Mr. President.
- President Kennedy: Your Grace.
- Queen Elizabeth II: There really is no need for this. Reports that you'd said... certain things did get back to me. And I'll confess to being momentarily surprised, since they in no way reflected what I understood to be the spirit of our meeting. But in this job, I've learned, as I'm sure you have too, not to take things too seriously. People say things for all sorts of reasons, which get misquoted or misunderstood and, before you know it, those words have turned into something quite different and everyone's upset or up in arms. I'm quite sure that you meant no harm, nor disrespect. After all, why would you? We barely know one another.