Simon Helberg: Self

Quotes 

• Simon Helberg : If tampons are called sanitary napkins, how unsanitary must regular napkins be?

• Self - Host : If you guys think it's weird that guy in Cleveland kept three women in his basement as sex slaves, wait till you hear what my middle-aged uncle Gordon kept in his basement: a fucking electric train! At least these were human beings.

  Simon Helberg : "At least".