The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Emotion Detection Automation (2017)
Melissa Rauch: Bernadette Rostenkowski
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Quotes
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[last lines]
Penny Hofstadter : So, did you wind up sending that machine back?
Sheldon Cooper : I did .Uh, I'm not even sure how accurate it was. I took it to the trains store; it said everyone was sad.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : I finally got Halley to sleep.
Penny Hofstadter : You know, I just read a study that suggests new mothers are better at sensing emotions for up to two years.
Amy Farrah Fowler : It's true. Pregnancy causes physiological changes in the brain that result in increased empathy.
Penny Hofstadter : Oh, so all we need to do is get Sheldon knocked up.
Leonard Hofstadter : Can't. He was already fixed when I found him at the shelter.
Sheldon Cooper : Hey, uh, Bernadette, let's test this theory. What do you think I'm feeling right now?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Let's .see. You're better than us, a little bit sorry for us, but mostly glad you don't have to be us.
Sheldon Cooper : [to Howard] Keep filling this one with babies; she's good.
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : You know, I just read that a team at MIT developed a device that helps people read human emotions.
Leonard Hofstadter : And you think we can get those guys to reprogram Sheldon? Cool.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : It's supposed to be accurate like eighty-five percent of the time.
Penny Hofstadter : Wow, I find that hard to believe.
Leonard Hofstadter : That a bunch of awkward scientists with no social skills would invent a machine to do it for them?
Penny Hofstadter : I take it back; I believe it.
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Penny Hofstadter : Hey, boys, .how's it going?
Sheldon Cooper : I thought we were having a nice conversation. but it turns out I was being offensive
Bernadette Rostenkowski : So, normal, hm?