Sam does a bit at the beginning of the show regarding setting up a complaint line for viewers of Critical Role. The following is the transcript of the faux message. "Thank you for calling Critical Role customer support. We value your feedback and want to improve your experience. If you're calling to argue against one of Matthew Mercer's many, many, rule violations, press one. If you're calling to cry because Ashley Johnson isn't on this episode, mash your forehead upon the number pad repeatedly. If you're calling to lodge a complaint about Marisha Ray or the character of Keyleth, or how nothing she ever does is cool, press three. You will be given five minutes to rant and don't worry, your message will make Marisha feel like shit within 24 hours. If you would like to complain about the technical aspects of the Twitch stream, please hang up and call 1-800-hashtag W-E-K-N-O-W. If you are offended by something Sam Riegel said on the stream, you can go fuck yourself. Thank you for your support."