- Hudson Gimble: Okay, gimme one good reason why we can't make a game about a jump-roping-hot-dog-vampire.
- Kenzie Bell: Hot dogs don't even have arms or legs.
- Hudson Gimble: They do in my dreams.
- Dr. Minyak: You haven't even had the courtesy to ask me why I've trapped you in this transparent box!
- Captain Man: Uh, well, I would ask -- if I cared.
- Dr. Minyak: All right, I'll tell you! You see, exactly eleven minutes from now this aircraft will fly directly over the Swellview dam.
- Captain Man: Hey! Watch your language.
- Babe Carano: Anyway, we're not staying at a hotel, are we?
- Kenzie Bell: No, 'cause I went on Air Be My Guest and rented us a house.
- Triple G: Ooo, nice.
- Hudson Gimble: Whoa, a house.
- Babe Carano: Yeah, you know, 'cause why stay in a comfy hotel with room service when we can all sleep in the beds of strangers?
- Ray Manchester: [to Henry over the phone] Hey, will you come talk some sense into your silly friend?
- Jasper Dunlop: I'm not silly. I'm a parent.
- Ray Manchester: You're APPARENTLY silly. Bam! Word play. You lose.
- Captain Man: [readying to shoot the memory wipe gun] It's fine, it's fine! It's just a camera... with a trigger. Okay, everyone smile and say "amnesia."
- Hudson Gimble: Hey, Trip, come check out The Big Hole.
- Triple G: No. I'm busy puttin' a cracker into my big hole.