- Charlotte Page: [trapped in a transport tube] Okay, so NOW will you let me outta here?
- Ray Manchester: No, you could still warn Henry, so you gotta stay in there till we prove he's fakin'.
- Charlotte Page: And what happens if I need a restroom?
- Ray Manchester: I already handled that.
- Charlotte Page: [noticing the jar at her feet] I am not using this jar!
- Ray Manchester: Good news for the jar.
- Charlotte Page: Schwoz! Ray told you NOT to eat the worms!
- Schwoz: Ah, you already bashed my pants. Now just let me enjoy my vurms.
- Ray Manchester: [watching from his spy camera] See Henry there? He's not sick!
- Schwoz: But... how do you know?
- Ray Manchester: Look at 'im! Sittin' there in bed, eating a big steamin' bowl o' chili.
- Charlotte Page: [trapped in a transport tube] Uh, that looks like brown soup to me.
- Ray Manchester: You're too far away to tell. Now, look at it, all dark and thick with chunks. I know chili when I see it!
- Jasper Dunlop: I think he's eating brown soup.
- Ray Manchester: N...! No, it's not soup! Geez, Jasper, if you can't tell the difference between brown soup and chili, you're not allowed to look at my monitors.
- Henry Hart: Hey, what are you making, anyway?
- Jasper Dunlop: Oh, a cure for your cold.
- Henry Hart: You can't cure a cold.
- Jasper Dunlop: You can with this liquid cleanse I'm making.
- Henry Hart: What's in it?
- Jasper Dunlop: Combination of orange juice, uh, nut milk, fish oil, uh, frankincense, tomato puree, myrrh, bee pollen and liquid lard.
- Henry Hart: Wow. I am not drinking that.
- Jasper Dunlop: Drink it? Why would you drink it?
- Henry Hart: You said it was a cleanse.
- Jasper Dunlop: You don't swallow it. I use it to bathe you.
- Henry Hart: Nope!
- [Charlotte lets Henry in on Ray's plot]
- Henry Hart: Well, if Ray wants to listen to what I have to tell Jasper, then I'm gonna make sure I say somethin' gooooood.