- Police Receptionist: Swellview Police Department. What can I help you with?
- Henry Hart: Hey, hi, this is Kid Danger, I need you to se...
- Police Receptionist: Heh heh heh. Just kidding. This is a recording. All police officers are either busy or they're at the Boo Man Group. If you have an emergency, please call the Captain Man hotline.
- Charlotte Page: Aw, geez!
- Ray Manchester: Awww c'mon!
- Police Receptionist: Thank you, and have a nine-one-wonderful day.
- Henry Hart: Wow.
- Henry Hart: [happily] Hello, this is the Captain Man hotline. This is Kid Danger. What is your emergency?
- Captain Man: Okay, are you a sidekick or just a regular kid?
- Kid Danger: Bingo, Ray! That's the central conflict that defines our relationship!
- Charlotte Page: Jasper! It's my birthday and you just dropped my phone into a gallon of brown soup!
- Jasper Dunlop: Are you really that surprised?