"Mom" Wind Chimes and a Bottomless Pit of Sadness (TV Episode 2017) - Beth Hall as Wendy Harris

Marjorie : [the girls are afraid they've they've lost their sobriety because they ate marijuana cookies] Look, this sort of thing happens. I had 11 years, I was on a cruise to Mexico, I ordered a virgin piña colada, I took a big gulp and realized it was as much a virgin as I was.

Wendy : So what did you do?

Marjorie : I called the waitress an unfortunate name... A series of names, really... but I didn't take another sip.
Jill Kendall : [sitting on the floor] Marjorie, I'm really high and I'm scared it's never gonna end.

Wendy : I'm scared I'm gonna lose my job, they drug test us!

Marjorie : Everybody calm down.

Adam : Don't say 'calm down', Christy does *not* like 'calm down'.
Christy : 3 years of sobriety gone!

Wendy : I had 5 years and 7 months.

[Jill laughs]

Christy : Jill! How can you possibly be laughing at this?

Jill Kendall : I don't know! I'm trying to cry, but this is what's coming out.

[laughs]

Jill Kendall : Do you realize we got high *at* an AA meeting?

Adam : Look, in a couple hours this will all be forgotten, so just calm down.

Christy : DON'T tell us to calm down! You have no idea what we've just lost, what we worked so hard for, and now we have to start all over again!

Adam : [quietly] I'm sorry.

Beth Hall: Wendy Harris