The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Allowance Evaporation (2017)
Mayim Bialik: Amy Farrah Fowler
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Quotes
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Amy Farrah Fowler : [after Sheldon invites Bert to join them for dinner] Sheldon, that was so sweet of you.
Sheldon Cooper : I could deduce by his facial expression and body language that he was sad.
Amy Farrah Fowler : So the part where he got stood up didn't clue you in?
Sheldon Cooper : You want me to look at him and listen to him?
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Amy Farrah Fowler : Oh, look. It's Bert at the bar. We should say hi.
Sheldon Cooper : Why?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Because that's what you do when you see someone you know in a public place.
Sheldon Cooper : I have multiple restraining orders that say otherwise.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Sheldon, there's a difference between greeting a friend and following a celebrity to the bathroom.
Sheldon Cooper : The judge couldn't explain it to me, I don't see how you will.
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Sheldon Cooper : Two years ago... I got my driver's license.
Amy Farrah Fowler : What? Why didn't you say anything?
Sheldon Cooper : Well, I like being chauffeured around. It makes me feel important.
Amy Farrah Fowler : So, when I got up at 4:00 a.m. to drive you across the desert to an antique train museum, I didn't have to?
Sheldon Cooper : No, you didn't. But keep in mind, I felt extremely important.
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[first lines]
Leonard Hofstadter : Go!
[Raj takes a deep breath and holds it]
Howard Wolowitz : Come on, Raj.
Leonard Hofstadter : You can do this.
Sheldon Cooper : There's no way.
Penny Hofstadter : What is happening?
Leonard Hofstadter : This is an Euler's disc. It's a physics toy that demonstrates angular momentum, potential energy and kinetic energy.
Penny Hofstadter : Aw, look at you watching sports.
Howard Wolowitz : We're betting to see if Koothrappali can hold his breath longer than the disc can spin.
Sheldon Cooper : Its weight and smoothness along with the slight concavity of the mirror mean it can spin for a long time.
Leonard Hofstadter : But Raj is from India which means he's no slouch at holding his breath.
Penny Hofstadter : OK, I want in. Ten bucks says I'll lose interest before that thing stops spinning.
Amy Farrah Fowler : [Amy enters] Hey, Sheldon, I found a great restaurant for date night.
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, eh, kinda busy right now.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Oh, an Euler's disc; fun.
Howard Wolowitz : Yeah, we're seeing if Raj can hold his breath longer than it.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Oh, immature.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : The food here's supposed to be great. Don't fill up on chips.
Sheldon Cooper : Oh I won't. I have a trick. I only eat equilateral triangles. Isoceles, isoceles, scalene...
[tears a corner off one chip and eats it]
Sheldon Cooper : You didn't see that.
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Bert Kibbler : I'm meeting someone too.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Oh really, anybody we know?
Bert Kibbler : I doubt it. I met her on gHarmony. That's a website for geologists to find love.
Amy Farrah Fowler : That's a real thing?
Bert Kibbler : Yeah. Their slogan is: We're all about dating, and not the carbon-14 kind.
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Sheldon Cooper : Why aren't you talking to me?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Because I'm mad at you.
Sheldon Cooper : Oh. Now I'm sorry I asked.