The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Allowance Evaporation (2017)

Brian Posehn: Bert Kibbler

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• Sheldon Cooper : Thank you, Bert. You're a good man. That woman who stood you up and humiliated you last night really missed out.

  Bert Kibbler : That doesn't paint me in the best light.

  Sheldon Cooper : Oh. Oh, I'm sorry. Correction, that woman not only had vigorous coitus with Bert, but she also tipped him a dollar for a job well done.

• Bert Kibbler : I'm meeting someone too.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Oh really, anybody we know?

  Bert Kibbler : I doubt it. I met her on gHarmony. That's a website for geologists to find love.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : That's a real thing?

  Bert Kibbler : Yeah. Their slogan is: We're all about dating, and not the carbon-14 kind.