The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Comic-Con Conundrum (2017)
Simon Helberg: Howard Wolowitz
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Quotes
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Leonard Hofstadter : Maybe you should find someone to help you get your finances under control.
Raj Koothrappali : Like a business manager?
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, absolutely not! You can't afford to hire somebody who'll forbid you from spending your money on foolish expenses. It's a foolish expense and I forbid it.
Howard Wolowitz : Oh, what if there's somebody who just likes controlling other people and stealing joy from their lives?
Sheldon Cooper : He sounds like a sociopath.
Leonard Hofstadter : We don't know; his mother never had him tested.
Sheldon Cooper : You're talking about me. Very funny. Although... I would enjoy drawing up a budget and forcing Raj to adhere to it without an ounce of compassion.
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Howard Wolowitz : Dinner's almost ready. If you like meat loaf, I'm sure you'll like its cousin, bowl of meat.
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Howard Wolowitz : You actually think Penny will have fun at Comic Con?
Leonard Hofstadter : No, which will make me miserable, which is usually Sheldon's job.
Sheldon Cooper : She's gonna hate waiting in line for the panels.
Howard Wolowitz : She's gonna hate the crowds at the panels.
Sheldon Cooper : She's gonna hate the panels.
Leonard Hofstadter : She's gonna hate how often we say the word "panels".
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Raj Koothrappali : I'm looking to make extra money and was wondering if you had any chores I could do.
Howard Wolowitz : Hang on. Bernie, can I outsource my chores to an Indian guy?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : No.
Howard Wolowitz : I tried.