The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Comic-Con Conundrum (2017)
Kunal Nayyar: Raj Koothrappali
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Quotes
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Leonard Hofstadter : Maybe you should find someone to help you get your finances under control.
Raj Koothrappali : Like a business manager?
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, absolutely not! You can't afford to hire somebody who'll forbid you from spending your money on foolish expenses. It's a foolish expense and I forbid it.
Howard Wolowitz : Oh, what if there's somebody who just likes controlling other people and stealing joy from their lives?
Sheldon Cooper : He sounds like a sociopath.
Leonard Hofstadter : We don't know; his mother never had him tested.
Sheldon Cooper : You're talking about me. Very funny. Although... I would enjoy drawing up a budget and forcing Raj to adhere to it without an ounce of compassion.
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[first lines]
Sheldon Cooper : [using a mechanical calculator] Uh-huh. Interesting. OK.
Raj Koothrappali : How bad is it?
Sheldon Cooper : Let me put it this way: do you own a barrel and suspenders?
Raj Koothrappali : Are you serious?
Sheldon Cooper : I'm not wearing this visor to play women's golf.
Penny Hofstadter : [Penny enters] Hi. Oh, let me guess. You guys are drafting your fantasy accounting firms.
Leonard Hofstadter : We're helping Raj figure out his finances.
Penny Hofstadter : Oh, he has a job; how bad can it be?
Sheldon Cooper : Well, his rent and car lease are exceedingly high. You couple that with his penchant for dining out and shopping...
Penny Hofstadter : Wai-wait, not shopping for clothes right? Because look...
[gestures at Raj]
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Leonard Hofstadter : I thought your father paid all your credit cards.
Raj Koothrappali : I have a card for emergencies that I pay for myself.
Sheldon Cooper : What kind of emergency happened at the LA Zoo?
Raj Koothrappali : That's a penguin I sponsor. They're losing their homes to global warming and my car gets like seven miles a gallon, so I felt bad.
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Raj Koothrappali : I'm looking to make extra money and was wondering if you had any chores I could do.
Howard Wolowitz : Hang on. Bernie, can I outsource my chores to an Indian guy?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : No.
Howard Wolowitz : I tried.