SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

SpongeBob's Place/Plankton Gets the Boot (2017)

Rodger Bumpass: Squidward Tentacles, Fish #2, Health Inspector #2

Quotes 

• [Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob and a crowd of Bikini Bottomites see Squidward mockingly dancing and singing on the tables, wearing a boater hat, a vest and a bowtie, and carrying a cane] 

  Squidward Tentacles : I hate SpongeBob! I hate Krabs! I wish they would leave the ocean in taxi cabs! And all the customers can kiss my abs! 'Cause I'm the one and only...

  Mr. Krabs : Mr. Squidward!

  [Squidward gulps and looks nervously behind him at the crowd, and drops his cane and hat] 

  Squidward Tentacles : And... uh... oh...

  [Mr. Krabs is furious, the Bikini Bottomites are amused and only SpongeBob seems to be genuinely enjoying the scene. The crowd laughs and points. Squidward is so embarrassed that he shrinks down to the size of a pinpoint and seems to disappear with a pop] 

• Phone Message : If you'd like to leave a message, wait for the cough.

  Squidward Tentacles : Everyone's a comedian.