- Squidward Tentacles: Forget the stupid comic! We've got a situation here! We don't have any Krabby Patties, and these animals are trying to eat us instead!
- [a customer eats Squidward's hand. Squidward is stunned, then looks at the stump where his hand had been]
- Squidward Tentacles: Hey, who's responsible for this?
- [the old lady slurps the hand like a piece of spaghetti and picks her teeth]
- [In the middle of a brawl, SpongeBob answers the phone]
- SpongeBob: Y'ello? Krusty Krab, may I take your order? No, Mr. Krabs is unable to come to the phone right now. He's trapped in a dust cloud brawl. Yeah, he'll have to call you back.
- [He hangs up]
- SpongeBob: Gee, I hope our robot look-alikes are okay. Bless their heart-like pneumatic pumps.
- Robot SpongeBob: So, the way I see it, Mr. Krabs and Plankton are just using us as pawns in their dumb secret formula war.
- Robot Plankton: Agreed.
- Robot Mr. Krabs: Yeah. I mean, who cares if that guy steals the secret formula anyway? Grow up, that's what I say.
- Robot Plankton: Agreed.
- [while Squidward sleeps, Plankton walks casually to Mr. Krabs' office, wearing a headset]
- Plankton: That's right, Karen. By the time those two knuckleheads figure it out, I'll be knee-deep in secret formula!... Yes, I'll wear my galoshes.