Lucifer (TV Series)

The One with the Baby Carrot (2017)

Camille Chen: Sheila Vestal

Quotes 

• Sheila Vestal : Jokes don't make a comedian. Everyone has an itchy butt joke. It's all about what you do with it.

  Lucifer Morningstar : What you do with your itchy butt?

  Sheila Vestal : With the joke!

• Bobby Lowe : I want out of this hell. Every day I come to work, and I tell stupid jokes with puppets. *Puppets*!

  Sheila Vestal : Bobby. What are you saying? This is a dream gig.

  Bobby Lowe : It's a nightmare! You know what the biggest joke is?

  Lucifer Morningstar : You?

  Bobby Lowe : ...Me!