Lucifer (TV Series)

The One with the Baby Carrot (2017)

Kevin Alejandro: Dan Espinoza

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Quotes 

• Dan Espinoza : [Trying to do a stand-up routine]  I have a friend. And... he's got a tiny penis. A micropenis. In fact, his penis is so tiny, it's not even a micropenis. It's an atomic penis.

  [the crowd is silent] 

  Dan Espinoza : Because atoms are small.

  [Awkward pause] 

  Dan Espinoza : Not because it explodes.

• Chloe Decker : I realized the killer might seek out a sympathetic voice.

  Dan Espinoza : He wasn't sympathetic. He just used it as an excuse to tell even more micropenis jokes.