Lucifer (TV Series)
Mr. and Mrs. Mazikeen Smith (2017)
Tom Ellis: Lucifer Morningstar
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Quotes
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Lucifer Morningstar : He broke my Maze.
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Ben Rivers : What?
Lucifer Morningstar : Well, you're not *that* handsome.
Ben Rivers : That's helpful. Thank you.
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Lucifer Morningstar : Do you know, I never thought I'd say this, Detective, but we need to go to Canada.
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Lucifer Morningstar : Where have you tracked Maze tracking her bounty to now?
Chloe Decker : Yeah, okay. A taxi theft in Vancouver. A brawl with a curling team in Montreal. Oh, and the, uh, "bear attack" that happened in Prince Edward Island I think was her, too.
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Chloe Decker : I can tell you're worried... And that's actually really endearing... But Dan's there.
Lucifer Morningstar : That's worse.
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Linda Martin : You're not concerned?
Lucifer Morningstar : Oh, please. Maze and I have been through the plagues, the floods, the Dave Matthews Band.
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Dan Espinoza : Not everyone has cash to burn.
Lucifer Morningstar : Well, you should. I mean, sometimes I'll just light it on fire and throw it up in the air to see who...
[Chloe and Dan give him dirty looks]
Lucifer Morningstar : That was a turn of phrase, wasn't it?
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Chloe Decker : Right now, Maze needs a different kind of help.
Lucifer Morningstar : What, some strong drugs and a lobotomy?
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Mazikeen : My next bounty should be here any minute.
Linda Martin : You got your bounty to come to you? How'd you pull that off?
Lucifer Morningstar : Let me guess. Blackmail. No. Promise of a threesome.
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Chloe Decker : You're under arrest.
Lt. Herrera : Oh, come on. Really?
Lucifer Morningstar : Yes. Really. And if it's any consolation, I suggested we beat you to death with our bare hands, but the detective insisted we do it by the book. And considering I know where you're eventually going to go, that's fine by me.
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Lucifer Morningstar : Do you have to bring a bounty back alive? Would just the head suffice? 'Cause that is her thing. Maybe we could just super glue him back together on delivery.
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Lucifer Morningstar : Let's speak to the security guard, if only to prove that this Rivers is indeed a con man so I can freely punch him in his smug, mildly handsome face.