Lucifer (TV Series)

Mr. and Mrs. Mazikeen Smith (2017)

Lesley-Ann Brandt: Mazikeen

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Quotes 

• Mazikeen : I'm great at dismembering humans. How hard can it be to fix one?

• Linda Martin : [Partying at Lux]  How do you do this every night?

  Mazikeen : How do you not?

  Linda Martin : Fear of liver failure, mostly.

• Mazikeen : With my knives and your gun? Piece a cake.

  Dan Espinoza : One small problem. I don't actually have my gun.

  Mazikeen : You're a cop and you don't have your gun?

  Dan Espinoza : I'm supposed to be on vacation!

  Mazikeen : A boring one, apparently.

• Trixie : I can't let Maze go alone. Someone needs to cover her back.

  Mazikeen : Thanks, little human.

• Mazikeen : [Answers phone]  I don't know who punched a hole in the bathroom wall.

  Chloe Decker : That's not why I'm calling, but good to know.

• Mazikeen : You opened your stitch, didn't you?

  Ben Rivers : I hope I didn't lose the button.

• Mazikeen : What's your weakness, Norm? Money?

  Norm : Golly, no.

  Mazikeen : Kink?

  Norm : That a band?

  Mazikeen : How about I break your fingers?

  Norm : Oh, no. If you did that, I wouldn't be able to give my wife her back rubs.

  [Thinks] 

  Norm : Though I suppose I could use the old elbows in a pinch.

• Ben Rivers : [Being shot at by Joan]  We can't just wait for her to mow us down.

  Mazikeen : Oh, I'm not waiting.

  [Pulls out knife] 

  Ben Rivers : Seriously? Knives to a gunfight? What the hell was that suppo...

  [Maze throws blade] 

  Joan : Ow!

  Mazikeen : And you're welcome.

• Joan : Well, if it isn't our clever little friend with the knives. So nice of you to join us.

  Mazikeen : Back off. He's mine.

  Ben Rivers : Okay, first off, ladies, I don't belong to anyone. And, secondly, I got these guys exactly where I want them. This gun to my head? I like it there.

  [Looks at goons] 

  Ben Rivers : And these big scowly dudes? Harmless.

• Mazikeen : My next bounty should be here any minute.

  Linda Martin : You got your bounty to come to you? How'd you pull that off?

  Lucifer Morningstar : Let me guess. Blackmail. No. Promise of a threesome.

• Muffy Beauregard : [Maze is posing as a masseuse]  Um, is it normal for you to massage my boobs?

  Mazikeen : I can stop if you want.

  Muffy Beauregard : ...Didn't say that.

• Lt. Herrera : Listen, if you're serious about this, you need to know that Rivers is manipulative. He's dangerous.

  Mazikeen : Oh, does he know kung fu?

  Lt. Herrera : Uh... I don't think so.

  Mazikeen : Mm. Too bad.