Lucifer (TV Series)

What Would Lucifer Do? (2017)

D.B. Woodside: Amenadiel

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Quotes 

• Amenadiel : You're not evil. You're the Devil. You *punish* evil. Your words.

• Amenadiel : You see, Father wants me to just... To just be there for you. To have your back. Now that you're evolving.

  Lucifer Morningstar : There was this, ah, soul that I used to torture back in Hell. And like a good masochist, he'd call the shots. "Burn me. Freeze me. Hurt me." So, I did. And this went on for centuries. Until, one day, for some reason, he missed his daily punishment. And when I returned, he was crying. "Please, my king," he said, "Don't ever forget me again. I promise I'll be good." It was then that I realized he was so full of self-loathing, void of any self-respect, that no matter the depth of my cruelty, whatever minuscule attention I paid, gave meaning to his... pointless existence.

  Amenadiel : Why are you telling me this?

  Lucifer Morningstar : Because he reminds me of you. And you think I've changed? You, the former angel, powerless and pathetic, a disgraced failure with no better way to spend your days than yipping at my heels for scraps to remind you of a time of when you once mattered?

  Amenadiel : Hm. I know what you're doing. And you can kill the messenger if you must. But just know that I am here for you.

• Dan Espinoza : When I heard the charges, I mean...

  Amenadiel : Listen, we had just performed the act of love, and then she demanded money. At first, I assumed it was for bus fare, but then she wanted quite a large amount. And then her cousin showed up, who shared very little familial resemblance, by the way, and then he also demanded money.

• Amenadiel : Tell me, what is it you desire?

  Blair : For you to move so I can talk to my boyfriend.

  Amenadiel : [notices guy behind him]  Oh. S-S... Sorry about that.

• Lucifer Morningstar : Go. Release your inner Devil.

  Amenadiel : But what should I do first?

  Lucifer Morningstar : Oh, I don't know. Get laid.

• Amenadiel : [Trying to be like Lucifer]  Guess what?

  Tootie : What?

  Amenadiel : You get to have sex with me.

  [She throws a drink in his face] 

  Amenadiel : Didn't go as planned.

• Lucifer Morningstar : I grant you... entrée to all things me. And give me your phone.

  Amenadiel : Okay.

  Lucifer Morningstar : Right. Now you have access to all my social media accounts: Instagram, Snapchat, Grindr...